im 18, from the gold coast australia

 

How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

(Source: cuntinued)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity)

spermbanker:

wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???